Josh Ramsay, lead singer of Mariana’s Trench discusses his terrifying crotch, how he keeps hydrated and more.
1. Tell us about your craziest touring experience.
Every one is crazy in its own way. I once walked naked into my bathroom to discover a maid on the floor on all fours, with her face at crotch level. She was terrified.
2. What type of college class would you’d most want to take and why?
Basket weaving, because I feel like a need a skill to fall back on.
3. What city in America is the most fun to visit and why?
Vegas for the heinous excess of it all. LA for the weather. New York for the sheer amount of crazy things to do.
4. What’s some of the best advice you were ever given?
Although it’s tempting to drink straight gasoline, that stuff is flamable.
5. What’s in heavy rotation in your MP3/CD player right now?
Top Gun soundtrack. And I insist on calling all of my friends “Goose”
If I were ever to become a stripper, that would also be my soundtrack.
6. The last good book you read or TV show you’re addicted to.
Playboy, but I SWEAR I only read it for the articles.
7. What’s the first concert you ever saw - how was it?
My sister airbanding in the basement. It was scarring.
8. What are three items you can’t live without on tour?
Pole Vault stick, cuz you never know when you’re gonna need to vault somewhere.
Grappling Hook launcher to get me out of jams.
Chumbawumba CD to keep the mood peppy.
The blood of my enemies in a jar to keep me hydrated.
9. Who are your major musical influences?
Lou Bega.
Any random messages or tips you’d like to give to mtvU watchers?
Real friends don’t let friends commit to a life of crime. If you do, I will be watching. Beware my wrath.
